richwhitelesbian:

man u ever think about the story of adam and eve though thats some raw shit the bibles got some raw shit when it isnt talking about “heres literally the accounting for this wandering tribe of desert people and for some reason you have to know this” and “dont do any dudefuckin”

anytime i get something going that i’m a fan of i do something shitty and mess it up 

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

(via beinggigantic)

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We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

(via friend-is-a-fourletterword)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

neither of those things are even remotely funny 

(via tides-of-march)

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tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

people complain about the stupidest shit man who fuckin’ cares what disneys doing.

(via talentless)